Pumpkin spice Palpatine has another shot at the White House in less than a week, folks. It’s a terrifying thought, and in between binge drinking and unceasing stress dreams, American voters can’t seem to shake the looming sense of doom.

That’s not helped along by the harebrained harem riding Donald Trump’s coattails to the polls, all of whom seemingly tossed out their last shred of human decency a good while back. Between horrific comments delivered at a ghastly rally that brought back 1940s vibes and the slew of celebrities rushing to endorse Kamala Harris, the Trump camp is starting to sweat — but this thing is far from over. The true horror is set to hit five days after Halloween, when our country’s future is decided on November 5.

Mark Hamill tells Donald Trump to go 'Force' himself while reminding him that ‘your ability to speak does not make you intelligent’

Mark Hamill has been a vocal Trump critic for years now, but he’s ramping up his efforts to truly heroic levels as the election inches closer. Over the last week, he delivered several savage clap-backs to those classic brainless takes we’ve come to expect from Velveeta Voldemort, but it was his response to two that really caught people’s attention. In the first, he pushed back on the spineless slime ball’s designs to reverse two centuries of progress, aptly pointing out that Trump accidentally told on himself with those desires to dredge up the 18th century. “FINALLY, he reveals the last time he thought America was actually great,” the celebrated actor wrote. “When slavery was legal & women couldn't vote.”

That came just one day after Hamill’s last sizzling spur, which followed Trump and his favorite bigots denigrating Puerto Rico countless times in the same campaign appearance. Hamill was kind enough to share a scathing side-by-side comparison of the bonafide buffoon's comments about Puerto Rico against those of his opponent, and catastrophically cooked the Trump camp in the process. His overarching message to Dump and the MAGAs? "Go Force yourself."

The Vacuous Villain says the quiet part out loud with brazenly bigoted rally ‘joke’

Donald Trump is, and has likely always been, a blatant bigot. For years, he worked to glaze over and ignore past comments that exposed all 206 racist bones in his body, but he’s not shying away from the xenophobia anymore. The 78-year-old toddler went all-in at his Nazi-themed Madison Square Garden rally, even cracking a so-called “joke” that underlined the man’s true, rotten core a little bit more. "These lights are so bright in my eyes that I can't see too many people out there," Trump says in a clip shared by TikTok account KamalaHQ. "But, uh...I can only see the Black ones, I can't see any white ones. That's how far I've come." This prompted an immediate response from the Harris camp, and worked to underline — for the 10,000th time — just how low the Trump camp will stoop. 

Celebrities flood in to curb-stomp Donny and the Hate Harem over those disgusting Puerto Rico comments

Trump’s rally for the Reich has been getting a lot of attention this week, as have the vile comments made about Puerto Rico. In the wake of the hate-filled event, everyone from talk show hosts to veterans and celebrities have come out to criticize the Trump camp. Aubrey Plaza, who has roots in the “floating pile of garbage” mocked at the rally, showed off a silvery steel backbone when she quoted her grandmother in response. “Thankfully my sweet abuelita wasn’t here to hear that disgusting remark,” she said. “But if she was alive today, I think she would say, ‘Tony Hinchcliffe, go f*** yourself — and yes, the Wall Street Journal can quote me on that.”

Plaza was joined by several famous peers, including Bad Bunny, who likewise directed Trump and his cronies to stick it where the sun don’t shine, this time with a video depicting the innumerable “legends” the island has birthed.

Donald ‘make America hate again’ Trump blasts Kamala Harris and Joe Biden for playing his game

Donald Trump is easily the most hateful politician of the modern era, and — like any playground bully — the 78-year-old is far more comfortable dishing it out than taking it. The moment criticism is levied his way, Trump dissolves into a pitiful puddle of projection. Just this week, he accused Kamala Harris of running a “hate campaign,” a statement he somehow managed to make without laughing. After a year of vile misogyny and pathetic accusations, it's honestly hilarious to see Trump accuse anyone of being hateful. 

That hypocrisy stretches to Trump supporters, too, who recently clutched their pearls at the thought of Joe Biden slinging one ounce of the mud Trump dishes out daily. The current president is deeply in his unbothered era and outright called the MAGA base “garbage” in a direct clap-back to the Puerto Rico comments. Like clockwork, the party of “Let’s go Brandon” and “Dementia Joe” was up in its feelings, demanding an apology in a predictable repeat of 2016’s “basket of deplorables” incident. Poor things. Excuse me while I try to locate my itty bitty violin.