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Elon Musk's son wipes snot on Trump's desk as Robert Garcia unleashes his inner Captain America

Elon Musk's son wipes snot on Trump's desk as Robert Garcia unleashes his inner Captain America

A moment of silence for JD Vance, who is officially the Gretchen to Donald's Regina.

Christian Bone
Ash Martinez
Nahila Bonfiglio
Omar Faruque
Christian Bone, +3
Donald Trump demands $10 billion and Gaza as Americans pray for, you know, eggs

Donald Trump demands $10 billion and Gaza as Americans pray for, you know, eggs

A bucket of humanity and a slice of competence would also be darling.

Ash Martinez
Omar Faruque
Christian Bone
Nahila Bonfiglio
Ash Martinez, +3
Donald Trump unleashes Project 2025 hellfire as MAGA Medusa Marj roars about 'real Americans'

Donald Trump unleashes Project 2025 hellfire as MAGA Medusa Marj roars about 'real Americans'

Just wait until you hear what Jesse 'my mom disinvited me from Thanksgiving' Watters learned this week.

Omar Faruque
Christian Bone
Ash Martinez
Nahila Bonfiglio
Omar Faruque, +3
Donald Trump declares all Americans female as the U.S. begins its descent into Gilead

Donald Trump declares all Americans female as the U.S. begins its descent into Gilead

The country is literally on fire, but meanwhile YAAS KWEEN SLAY!!!

Nahila Bonfiglio
Ash Martinez
Omar Faruque
Christian Bone
Nahila Bonfiglio, +3
Melania Trump crowns herself snit queen as Mace tries to fight Crockett and Pete can't remember his kids

Melania Trump crowns herself snit queen as Mace tries to fight Crockett and Pete can't remember his kids

Happy New Year!

Nahila Bonfiglio
Ash Martinez
Omar Faruque
Christian Bone
Nahila Bonfiglio, +3
Donald Trump channels his inner city-leveling reptilian as Jesse Watters and Marjorie take turns licking the boot

Donald Trump channels his inner city-leveling reptilian as Jesse Watters and Marjorie take turns licking the boot

Look out, Tokyo, and also ew.

Nahila Bonfiglio
Ash Martinez
Christian Bone
Omar Faruque
Nahila Bonfiglio, +3
Matt Gaetz panics his patootie off as Nancy Mace guns for her Emmy and Trump's immunity gets shot down by a legal Legolas

Matt Gaetz panics his patootie off as Nancy Mace guns for her Emmy and Trump's immunity gets shot down by a legal Legolas

Oh, and Marjorie Taylor Greene has entered her 50th year on the naughty list! Enjoy the coal, sweetie.

Omar Faruque
Nahila Bonfiglio
Christian Bone
Ash Martinez
Omar Faruque, +3
Donald Trump's crush on Prince William gives everyone the ick as Mangione mania sweeps the globe

Donald Trump's crush on Prince William gives everyone the ick as Mangione mania sweeps the globe

William had him at hello.

Christian Bone
Ash Martinez
Nahila Bonfiglio
Christian Bone, +2
Trump serves 'divorced dads dinner' for Thanksgiving as Pete Hegseth's MAGA mama band-aids his boo-boo

Trump serves 'divorced dads dinner' for Thanksgiving as Pete Hegseth's MAGA mama band-aids his boo-boo

Remind me why we can't have nice things again?

Christian Bone
Nahila Bonfiglio
Ash Martinez
Omar Faruque
Christian Bone, +3
Gutter rat Gaetz begs for cash as Don does the dump dance and Marj gives 'brainless banshee' new meaning

Gutter rat Gaetz begs for cash as Don does the dump dance and Marj gives 'brainless banshee' new meaning

Just wait until you hear Lauren Boebert's new hobby.

Nahila Bonfiglio
Ash Martinez
Christian Bone
Omar Faruque
Nahila Bonfiglio, +3
Matt Gaetz goes 'bye bye' as Don Jr. rubs his gums and Marjorie steals the transphobic crown

Matt Gaetz goes 'bye bye' as Don Jr. rubs his gums and Marjorie steals the transphobic crown

Daily reminder that Trump isn't even in office yet.

Nahila Bonfiglio
Omar Faruque
Christian Bone
Ash Martinez
Nahila Bonfiglio, +3
Elderly men rip Donald Trump a few new crevices as Melania and Marj get worse with age

Elderly men rip Donald Trump a few new crevices as Melania and Marj get worse with age

And here we thought MAGA stupidity had already reached critical mass.

Omar Faruque
Nahila Bonfiglio
Omar Faruque, +1
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