Trump has been married thrice and rumor has it he's never been faithful. But yeah, the gays are the problem.
Something's starting to smell pretty rotten around here, and it's not the eggs.
How has it only been one month?
A moment of silence for JD Vance, who is officially the Gretchen to Donald's Regina.
A bucket of humanity and a slice of competence would also be darling.
Just wait until you hear what Jesse 'my mom disinvited me from Thanksgiving' Watters learned this week.
The country is literally on fire, but meanwhile YAAS KWEEN SLAY!!!
Happy New Year!
Look out, Tokyo, and also ew.
Oh, and Marjorie Taylor Greene has entered her 50th year on the naughty list! Enjoy the coal, sweetie.
William had him at hello.
Remind me why we can't have nice things again?
